You in a nutshell…

A bilingual problem-solver with an uncanny ability to find the perfect sunset spot, fix a temperamental pool pump, and charm local suppliers.

Why do you love Mallorca?

Mallorca stole my heart three decades ago and refuses to give it back. It's the island of delicious contradictions – where ancient stone walls meet cutting-edge restaurants. You can hike in the mountains and swim in crystal waters all on the same  day..

Your top tip…

Follow the locals, not the tourists! That unassuming little restaurant with plastic chairs? The one with the handwritten menu and elderly owner muttering in Mallorquin? That's where you'll find the island's best seafood paella and life-changing ensaimada.

Not a lot of people know this but…

When local shepherds need to round up their sheep in the Serra de Tramuntana, they don't use dogs – they use trained goats! These clever "goat commanders" have been guiding their woolly friends through the mountains for generations.